OI TITS!!

This is not a comedy blog. This is a dressing down. Possibly a comedy dressing down but that all depends on my fecal flow. PATTERSON what are you playing at? It's a Wednesday and once again you've not blogged. I am blogging in your stead. That means you owe me. So next time I need something doing it's on you, and my balls are pretty itchy.


I The mighty Fearg will be blogging on Friday which will be greater than the wall of China mixed with the Barrier Reef coupled with Jerry Lee Lewis' balls of fire. Until then I have a rather pressing matter to attend to, the aforementoined fecal matter, I have a turtle's head the size of Guernsey to deal with.

There's an image for you. By the way I've just got back from Stratford where I saw Hamlet. Awesome. I'll tell you more on Friday.
xxx