VIDEO!

Hello faithful bloggites,

We have not forgotten you. We have been wooed by Twitter, but we will not neglect you. We come a-grovelling with new footage of your faithful company founders Josh & Fearg. It is quite late, in fact very early the next morning. So it should be below, Josh is just over there <- sorting it out on his shiny new Mactastic Mac. He is adding pretty colours. Actually he's just saturating a bit more. There is a tiny bit of acting in there, prizes if you can spot where it happens. So I'm just going to type away at my keyboard over here until the Golgothan sorts his shiite out. I mean that in a colloquial term, Josh does not have a Muslim manservant of any denomination. We are quibbling over the date for the title. He says it should be the 18th because we recorded it about ten minutes ago when it was the 18th, but he's writing it now so shouldn't it be the 19th? He won the mild disagreement by pointing out I say tommorrow in the Vlog as we are now referring to it. If you don't look closely it appears that Josh and I are wearing the same Tshirt. I do not mean two examples of the same design, but rather both our heads in the same garment. That it until Josh steps out of frame. Josh is now adding the description for over on our YouTube channel, and some 'Tags'. How exciting! We are almost done. I say we, I mean he. He is promising (ish) more Vlogs to come. I like that idea but we will be in the same room together at some point in the future. We will be sure to Vlog during rehearsal week though, that is a promise. His Macary Sagna is lying to us it is uploading in 12/13/12/13/12/7 minutes. I have Twittered three times in the course of this blog, make that four. Only five minutes left, are your ears salivating? Your eyes sweating? Your mouth gagging for cock? If you answered yes to two out of three of those you are not natural. We're not homophobic, I was talking about the first two. Shame on you if you weren't. Shame on you if you were gagging for cock in your mouth though, that's not what this blog is about. Although there is a slightly homo-erotic moment in the Vlog. You'd have to have pretty low standards of homo-erotica though. Two minutes. I feel like Ricky Gervais at the memorial for Diana. Although less of a smug self-satisfied arsebandito. If Mr Gervais is reading this, first, wow. Second, we don't think you are a smug self-satisfied arsebandito because you are not nearly Mexican enough. You are far more Mexicunt. Less than a minute the ladies cry in post-coital frustration after a night with the boyz.

Here it is!