Fearg on Fridays

It's been a long time, I shouldn't of left you, without a bope blog to step to, step to, step to.

I said WORD UP! WOAAH! Hows it hanging my blogalicious mutherflipsters? You still kicking it all school, up in the webdizzle with Fearganizzle bringing the shizzle to the grizzle. There eyes was like Boom full a suprise for Mike!

I'd like to take this opportunity to show mad love for the "winners at the academy rattling your anatomy that'd be J5 so kill all your fake platapies" If anyone has any idea what a platapie is I'd love to know. I'm think it's either a bastardization of platitude or possible the inbred cousin of a platypus. Duck billed or other wise.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef! Boom. Got it off a bog roll. No joke, a hilarious product that is toilet paper printed with gags. It's name? Crap jokes. Genius.

So, Mate is following Dick Whittington and his talented Pussy (see the Vietnamese stage show it's unbelievable) to London town. The streets are paved with gold. Not true, they are infact paved with tarmac or any other non-brand affilated ashfelt but the ashfelt gets so worn in our far capital that it has to be held together with gum. That's right Londoners who spit their vile masticated rubber onto the floor for you to step in with your brand new Manalohs aren't being rude ignorant knobheads but are in fact doing their civic duty. I may have lied twice in that sentance. They are knobheads and you aren't wearing anything other than three year old green flashes.

But yes, Mate is off to London, which is very exciting. Are you excited? Is it because of our news or because of the free porn you're streaming in the other window? Procrasturbate: The wank you have just to kill time. Not my joke Lucy Porter's she's a very funny lady, plus I would, bonus. I said bonUS nothing else, keep you're head in the game and put that down. There is no nudity here, although I can do this - ( . )( . ) He he Boobs. Or this- ) . ( He he Navel. Or this - Nope I got nothing. Shame on you for hoping.

I leave with with two jokes that will guarantee you being though of as a genuine wit (or something that rhymes with wit at least)

When someone says "Put the kettle on." Your answer must always, ALWAYS, be "Nah, wouldn't suit me."

When someone says "How did you sleep?" The correct answer is "With my eyes closed."

Oh yeah! AU comedy gold.

Remember people the greatest heckle is silence.

Oh, and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STEELERS!

Blog is back, back again, Blog is back tell some men...

Yo ho hello there. A Warm and merry welcome to both 2009 and the newest installment of an old blog. See what I did there...oh well nevermind.

So residents of Peasedown St Blog/Blogdown St John. how was your new year? Good. Now that's out of the way I am happy to announce the exciting brand new, thoroughly enthralling and fascinating new production from New Old Friends. It's called........MATE (usually to be written in Impact font) the production follows two friends Will and Toni and their mate Wes.

As you may have guessed we are infact doing the same play again only this time we've broken out of our egg shaped theatre (not actually egg shaped) and are London bound! Namely to the White Bear in Kennington.

After this, we have also discussed, in dark corners and with hushed voices, the possibility of maybe taking our Mate to the good old Burgh. But these are far off flights of fancy in a distant galaxy where...erm...fuck that it wasn't really going anywhere anyway.

Unfortunately, I'm very uncomfortable lying here and still need to shower today so I am going to close at this juncture. If you are still wondering what I've taken so many, often pointless words to say then to you sir I say...we're actually doing some more work!

Now you wanna run around and talk about guns

Like I ain't got none

What you think I sold 'em all

'Cos I stay well off

Now all we get is fan mail all say sayin Mate is on

What 'cos we been in the lab wit a pen and a pad

Tryna get this damn Theatre Company off

Easy Gangstas

Brrraap Brrraap

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