Golga in France

Mister Golga is currently filming in France. Well la-dee-fucking da. I would have thought after nearly four weeks off he'd be champing at the bit to get back blogging regularly. But he's not so this instalment of the blog will be light on wordy humour, BIG on webby humour. By webby humour I don't mean spidey spunk, I mean world wide web. So on with the plagurism...