The sheer racism of it!

Hello there, fancy finder you here! How are you? Yeah, good.

What would you people say if I told you a pigeon flew into a man's face?
Exactly! That's what we did. If you'd like to do the same all you need to do is fly to Edinburgh, come to the festival and then buy tickets and actually turn up to watch Mark Watson and the Pleasance. An experience that pleasant does not go far enough in describing.

Just to keep you up to date. We (Josh and Fearg) are unbelieveably brilliant at everything...except some things...sometimes...and perhaps more to the point we are in Edinburgh. We got here yesterday far far far too early thus ensuring that the worlds end was closed, preceeded by getting lost look ing for Cowgate (not colgate although we desperately need to buy some) and eneded up with breakfast in the Rabbie Burns Cafe.

The remainder of the day was spent in the meadows watching various comedians permorming to a varying standard followed by an evening of fun with Mark Watson.

So far the festival is extremely happy to have us here and 400,000 people have told us that
Mate is the best show on at the fringe and has won every award possible and some that have had to be invented in its honour. (The above statement may or may not be true)

Our plans for today are Alpha Males, Paul Merton's Impro Chums then....brace yourselves...tonight....the amazing....the bar bell using...the homous using...Death Defying...ALUN COCHRANE! (That right breasts read it and lactate!)

We may be forced to blog you again with news of his brilliance but equally we might not bother.

Equally, Paul Merton is sold out now so that's...ok and now Pauk Merton is not sold out...hmmm attention needed.

Hope all is good in gangstersville.
Blogolga & Sergio
xxx

I haven't re-read this and am struggling to see the screen so please excuse any type-o's and the ultimately boring content.